I’m planning on a long distance trip in December to the Philippines but I’m really not sure I should take this on board.  However it is all too awesome not to share again, courtesy of here.

Wear a hat with a window in it.

Wear a hat with a window in it.
So that if you have an aisle seat, you can still look out of something.

Wear a beehive on your head

Wear a beehive on your head
Perfect for hiding liquids!
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Wear pants that will let your legs breathe

Wear pants that will let your legs breathe
It gets hot in those cabins.

Wear a ball gown.

Wear a ball gown.
Flying is fancy, dress as such.
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Wear 3D glasses.

Wear 3D glasses.
All the better to watch inflight movies with.

Wear a mask

Wear a mask
It’s very likely everyone else on the flight will also be wearing masks and then you’ll have a masquerade ball in the air.
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Wear Neon green and a giant weave

Wear Neon green and a giant weave
To blend in with the crowd.
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Wear a full leather ensemble with a bow in your hair.

Wear a full leather ensemble with a bow in your hair.
Again, for blending in.
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Wear a mosquito net around your face

Wear a mosquito net around your face
So that the bugs on the airplane don’t bother you.

Wear a ballerina skirt

Wear a ballerina skirt
Sooooooooo pretttyyy.

Wear 10 inch heels

Wear 10 inch heels
They still leave you with 20 inches of legroom!
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Wear a winged-sailor dress

Wear a winged-sailor dress
IDK WHY.

Wear your hair in a giant rainbow side ponytail

Wear your hair in a giant rainbow side ponytail
TSA loves giant rainbow side pony tails!
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Wear a large potato sack with words on it

Wear a large potato sack with words on it
Perfect for smuggling potatoes through borders.

Wear all green

Wear all green
Green goes great with sky blue.

Wear soda can hair rollers

Wear soda can hair rollers
Regular hair rollers are for people who drive in cars.

Only wear a jacket

Only wear a jacket
They give out pants on most Delta flights.

Wear a caution tape dress

Wear a caution tape dress
Beware: flying awesomely!

Wear this ensemble

Wear this ensemble
No pat down necessary here.
Via: INF

Wear see through stockings and flip the bird

Wear see through stockings and flip the bird
That’s how you get through security.
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